TNP LIVE 03/02/2025 MONOLOGUE

Tonight's Big 4 is brought to you by Little Marco's Money Cleaning Service. When you need a good excuse to hand people stolen money, think of Little Marco.

The Academy Award for best attempt at getting away with murder during an emergency goes to...Andrew Cuomo! Maybe he'll resume his role as The Grandma Killer soon?

Speaking of emergencies, South Carolina can use some volunteer firefighters right about now. Too bad I only bought that costume for Tom last Halloween...

And finally, everybody wants a little peace, usually as long as it's through carpet bombing. Let's see how this shit plays out.