TNP LIVE 04/27/2025 MONOLOGUE
Well folks, one of the most prominent figures left alive connected to the case against Jeffrey Epstein has passed at the tender age of 41. And when I say passed I want you to imagine swallowing a giant pinch of salt. The kind of pinch Prince Andrew would give you with his miraculously dry and never sweaty palms.
I know what you're gonna say too, “Six, people with multi-million dollar settlements and heads of well-known victims foundations off themselves all the time!” And if we lived in a world where that was believable I would be riding my pet narwal down to Australia to investigate. Dressed in my Inspector Closeau outfit of course.
According to this article by Ken Silva of HeadlineUSA, Ms. Giuffre may have been involved in an auto accident as a passenger, just recently split with her husband and kids because of orders connected to some sort of violent event, and was telling the public that she had 4 days to live before renal failure caused her death. I'd say that's one hell of a 1st quarter. Only the stalk market can rival that volatility right now.
Oh, and what else happened during the 1st quarter of this year? Ol' Orange Jeezus has vowed to release all documents related to the charges against Jeffrey Epstein. And that list was supposed to include high-profile people associated with him all according to Reuters here. Alas, there were no bombshells this round, but maybe there won't be any now that a living person that could have connected the dots, lalala, has ceased to be. She is an ex-Accuser.
Oh, and if you need any more juicy connections besides the secret deal that led to Bill Barr having his fuckin' job to do during the 1st Trump Administration, the former Ms. Giuffre also said in lawsuits that she was groomed while working at Mar-a-Lago.
This bitch is perfectly happy with Virginia's death and we'll talk about her and more tonight on TNP LIVE.