TNP LIVE 09/24/2024 Monologue
The ways of political speech have been dominating my thoughts lately. With the world's attention being drawn to another General Election and another fucking war, the way that these goons explain things drives me nuts. The minimization of atrocities, the duplicity, and the hypocrisy exhibited by politicians and their cronies precedes the media's mocking birding of the same mindless rhetoric. This oratory spew is gurgled up by the corporatist media and gulped down chunk by chunk by the folks that surround you and I. Remember that graphic depiction the next time somebody blurts out “They bombed the terrorists!” and you might not snap because you'll be heaving.
Speaking of giant bags of vomit, anybody see ol' Joey B. Shatzispants walk off with a walker speech at the U.N. this week? I'm sure the transcribers got paid extra for editing out all of the murmuring, squirt sounds, and the slow drip espressoey liquid gathering beneath his pant leg. I bet the crowd was yearning for the sulfery smells of George W. while Biden was desperately holding on to his dentures and praying that the shit they gave him lasts but doesn't kill him. Some of us can identify with that last part but most in the nation have no affinity for this crusty jalopy of a soul, and that's why he got the most votes in history, cuz he connected with no one. I guess great slogans like Build Back Better really hit back then. Now it's build a better A.I. than our competitor nations so we can rule and call them dictators.
On the topic of technological superiority, imagine getting a text that says “Evacuate Area, Bombing of Enemy Targets Soon. Love Israel :)” and then you hear a plane.
I guess privilege exists because I can sit here and bitch about it but my government that claims it's trying to stop this is allowing this to happen. Maybe it's to some political end and part of some plan, but fuck that for a moment, think of those people in areas targeted by airstrikes. Again the duplicity of words like “surgical” and “targeted”, how bout next time you hear that shit outta one of these fucking war criminals mouths you add “My Ass!”?
Kinda like in bed with fortune cookies, and talk about Soldier of Fortune, look who just got indicted!
What a fall from grace, you go from a beautiful Azov Battalion promo video to getting caught with your nips out in front of the camera. Maybe this guy shoulda gone to Hollywood instead, he would have made a great Reality TV Game Show Contestant. In fact, is that where they're getting all these wack ass Trump Assassins?
Between brain damaged and psychologically tortured soldiers and chainsaw wielding, head cutting gang members in America, and plenty of FBI and Spooktacular creatures, we're surrounded by killers and this it the 2 top draft picks? This guy is facing life in jail. Will we ever hear from him? I wonder if little Tuk Tuk, will interview him and at the end, they'll stand up and both press their bare nipples on the glass? Wow, it really takes the mind off of the 1st go round though.
And to add to the distraction or to seal up the story tighter than Diddy's butthole right now, there's the drop from the well trusted and reliable FBI with a bust of Shooter McDumbcunt's son over some kiddie pron. Something that will never be exhibited to the public because of it's hideous nature and most people assume guilt when the announcements are made. If guilty, fuck this guy, but who's proving that anyway these days?