TNP LIVE 11/05/2024 Genital Selection Special Monologue

Well folks, it's that time again, the time our leadership gets to ask us what genitalia it's gonna swing in our face for the next 4 fuckin' years. No other selections are being offered but these two pieces of meat and you will be stuck with at least one during this selection period. And if your hole or phallus doesn't make it in there, just live another 4 years if you can for another shot. It's the safest and fairest way to accept your Oligarchy.

We'll begin by having our bloodthirsty, warmongering, genocidal transvestite from Pennsylvania Avenue strut it's stuff out in front of all the school children who's brains we own tomorrow before school. Letting them know that this is the freest country that slaves ever lived in and that they should be proud of the microplastics in their genitalia, because it's American industriousness that put it there.

Speakin' of puttin' things somewhere, depending on the count of votes that we decide that we like, the government tranny symbol that is your new pretend leader will rather screw on or screw in their selected genitalia while God Bless America plays at 16 2/3 RPM's. There is nothing more fitting to the moment than that accompaniment.

Next, as the children are cattle prodded lest they don their official Burger King crowns, which is an important sponsor to the event, the speechifying will commence. Starting with God and not forgetting to leave out Israel, our new supremely fake leader will reveal that underneath the children's seats have been hidden special Impossible Bug Burgers, of which the brats can eat or starve.

Then, the captives in the audience will again be shocked until they dawn their VR helmets where a special presentation from one of New York's fine young blacks, P Diddy, who will sing a nocturne for the kids to fall asleep to. To help with that the Puffer, what his friends like to call him, has provided his new Pink Lemonade filled with glitter. The unicorn kids really think it's swell.

And after a nice sleep or coma, the kids will be jolted into attention where they will sing the National Anthem honoring the bomb makers that made getting school books so affordable. With hands on their hearts, and weeping, they will know who their boss is and who they will serve forever.

Until we remind them again in another four years, to make sure the treatment sticks.